Saturday, August 11, 2007

Do's and Dont's after a long absence from blogging - Ready Reckoner

Well, well, well. I never imagined matters would come to a head like this. But, as I had mentioned in my profile, my occupation is procrastination. This blog has become a truism of sorts for that. And I decided, to hell with that truism. So, for the rest of you out there (if anyone in this planet still reading this blog) this post is to give an idea to people who are also thinking their asses off. Like me. "What the hell am I gonna ramble about if I am posting after nearly four friggin' months?"

1.
"I'm back.
Regular programming will continue soon."

If you are gonna use these kinda phrases on a blog, then the chances are whoever is reading that is going to close the damned browser and shut down his/her computer. These phrases are blacklisted, in case you did not happen to know it.


2. Do not try to get an attention grabbing post. It is possible that after a long layoff most people would have forgotten you. Also, it is difficult to pull it off as easily as you would have done when you used to earlier.


3. Another reason why an attention grabbing post is to be avoided after a long layoff is that most of the previous readers would have duly forgotten about the existence of the blog itself. (Like in my case here) So, the effort goes half wasted when you know the post is not read by most of the viewers who would have potentially read it if it had been published earlier. Or later when you know you have raised readership with smartly written posts.


4. Visit other blogs (particularly those, whose owners were commenting on yours quite regularly) and comment something germane on their latest posts, at least to show that you are indeed back.


5. When someone else comments to a crappy ready reckoner like this, make sure you thank them separately as soon as possible both here and at their blog. For, this post has to get it's comeuppance.


6. When you think you have nothing else to blabber about, shut the fuck up and click the "PUBLISH POST" button. This does not even require a place in the drafts. In case, you decide to save this into a draft, your own operating system might crash.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Our national language...

Alright. I agree, it's been a long time since I promised that I would post soon. It has also been a long time since I got 'settled' (Have I?) into a new country, new environment etc. etc. etc. I decided not to bitch about anything in my blog. But, I could not resist posting about this. Every time I sign in to blogger to post about something 'edible', this thing would occupy my mental space and I would immediately sign out. But, this time, I decided to get this off my system. Oh yes, I am coming to the point now.

This is about so many of the Desi students here. Whenever I meet anyone, they start off with a "Kya bhai? tumko kuch kuch hota hai blah blah..." I then slowly tell them I cannot understand hindi for nuts. He immediately looks at me as if I just abused his parentage. He is not alone. That is the reaction all of them have given me. I felt he would not mind so much if I had really abused his parents. One of them went so far as to exclaim "What? Hindi is our national language dude! And you say that you do not know that so casually?" During these times, especially when I feel I need to give someone back something, my brain gets overheated and comes up with really dumb wisecracks. I quipped back "Big deal. Just because the tiger is our national animal, do you people let a tiger grow up in your home?" But, being the good guy he is, he just laughed it off and went off.

But, I do not understand the deal most of the people make about my knowledge of hindi. It is even more worse, when I say I have not seen DDLJ or KKHH or refined classics like Satya or Company. They all look at me as if I just raped a guy. (Do not ask me how.. ;) That was what I could read into their bewildered expressions) So, wherever I go, I am the silent guy. Everywhere people have named me the silent guy because I stay quiet whenever a group of guys are discussing about something. What else would I do if they are all conversing in Hindi? Order all of them to speak in tamil or english or telugu? I think they all forget that I am a qualified Hindi Pandit. :)

As my uncle says, every hindrance is an opportunity. So, I have decided to take up the grand idea of converting my lack of hindi knowledge in to an opportunity to learn hindi. All my roomies can speak pure, chaste hindi. Or so it seems to me. I am picking up basic words and expressions. Of course, I have now become well-trained in uttering swear words, and all my roomies fall over each other to listen to me utter it. They say it is funny, when I utter it. But since this is a family blog, (whatever that means) we will not post any of the swear words here. So, rest assured... Now I am waiting to see when I can understand all the words in a sentence without any help from someone... I guess, it is going to be a long wait....

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I am just kidding...

I was at a supermarket a recent while ago. I saw the usual parents who had brought their toddlers along with them. My attention was directed towards two cute little guys. They must have been a year old, barely able to walk, swinging to and fro and walking towards each other. Their parents were totally unaware of these two fellas acquainting with themselves, while they were shopping all to themselves. I was just a mute spectator to the sight - two cute little kids, sort of shaking hands and messing each other's hair. No wonder that we all adore little kids and their antics. With nothing to do, I was wondering what those two could have been discussing about and how different it might be if two adults were to introduce themselves instead of these two kids. Especially if these kids are full of angst.


Kid1 : Hey dude, you are looking cool.

Kid2 : So do you. But what is that you are wearing on your wrists and arms?

Kid1 : Don't you even get me started on that man. I am a guy and my mom insists on making me wear these bangles. I have been crying all day to have her remove this and she has got no freakin clue about what I am pissed off. Whenever I cry she disappears only to return with a gooey yellowish liquid-paste and tries to feed that to me. That's insane!

Kid2 : What? And you are a guy! Hope you do not get confused when you grow up. *smirk* But even I do not understand the shit that is called a diaper. I mean, we must go and kill the guy who invented it. Why would any of us want to remain rooted in our shit? It was so much easier to take a dump/leak wherever/whenever we wanted to.

Kid1 : Yeah, you are right. But atleast the diaper thing, you can gesture to your mom by patting your butt and have it removed. But, what's the thing with people pinching my cheeks? Do they think we enjoy our cheeks to be manhandled by rough hands?

Kid2 : Yeah, I hate that too. Even that is harmless compared to what I have to undergo. One of my uncles think he is diplaying his machismo by throwing me up and catching me in mid air. I feel like throwing up whatever I had when he does that. If he really wants to be the macho guy, then he must throw and catch his fat wife and still remain alive.

Kid1 : Exactly. My dad thinks it is very cool on his part to make me sit on his neck and walk me around. My god, whats with these adults and their altitudes? I think I suffer from vertigo already.

Kid2 : Oh, you poor thing. I must also voice aginst those who indulge in tickling me. I just hate all and sundry tickling my baby fat. They must have a law against that. It's just not done man, it's just not done.

Kid1 : Hey, I can see someone coming. They might take us and press our cheeks all over again. Pretend to sleep when they lift you.

Kid2 : I agree. But I am terribly bored of sleeping all day. Especially when I act like sleeping to avoid them and eventually fall asleep. It is a big bore. But it was nice talking to you man.

Kid1 : Yeah, same goes to you. See ya.

Kid2 : Yeah. Good bye.

*Mutual Hand shakes*



P.S. : This was based on a conversation I had with a friend of mine. But when I saw those kids at the supermarket, this conversation came to my mind. As you would have guessed it, this post-script is to appease my friend and share some credit.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Dear girl-at-gangotree

Okay, let me tell you guys that I haven't abandoned my blog. Not yet. After all the cry baby thingie I did last time, I promise this one would be different. That's so because I have got another idea (no, don't squirm in your seats at my idea of an idea) to start off on another category - Dear... letters. The idea is basically to write an open letter to whom ever I am addressing to. :) First up, would be something I have been wanting to do for a very long time. Alright, here goes...

Dear long-legged-lass-at-Gangotree,
I was astounded. Fascinated. Excited. You can put in so many adjectives, yet they would not seem out of place. Such was your beauty. What attracted me most was what you wore. A blue tops (I dunno what that is called, females out there please help me...) and long embroidered white (long) skirt. I haven't seen many wear that and still manage to create a certain magnetism around them. Yeah, I know I am running out of words to describe you. I just could not take my eyes off you until THAT moment arrived.

In that crowd, there was sudden howling sound. Yes, it was a howl. A howl that would have made a wolf proud. My friend dropped his bhel puri. Another lady threw her plate on to another guy's shirt. Okay, I made that up, but my friend dropped his plate. I was frantically searching to find out whoever it was, but it was YOUR darned cellphone. You have such a taste as to unleash Himesh Reshammiya on to everyone's eardrums when all and sundry calls you? I shudder to think the yelling (no doubt, you would have selected some other yelling as your caller tune) your caller might be subjected to. After that moment, you turned out to be another-girl-in-the-crowd to me. :(

Please select a better ringtone or switch off your phone when I am around.

Thanks in advance,
Bhuvanesh :-)

Friday, January 12, 2007

tsk tsk... ?

I started the day with a fairly lively discussion on childhood aspirations. It threw up memories of daydreaming and silent vowing. The whole incident makes me feel like doing a reality check to see how close I am to any of my childhood ambitions:

1. Superhero - This was the first of my aspirations and I can remember it quite vividly. I wanted to be a superhero but was aware of the fact that I don’t have superhero abilities. So I spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out a way to get around this limitation. I knew Superman can fly (can he?) and Spiderman got his powers from a mysterious spider. I used to patiently roam in the courtyard of my house and wait for something to happen to me so that I get transformed into a superhero overnight. Sadly, that never happened. tsk tsk...

2. Pilot - I was so taken in by the sheer size of it. I have seen my dad and grandfather ride bikes. But, if a man were to ride that kind of a vehicle, imagine how powerful he should be. My line of thought went like that at that time. I can't remember why, but I had a falling out with pilots soon. tsk tsk...

3. Cricketer - Actually, I think the majority of the Indian kids (males) aspire to be a cricketer as well. Thankfully for me, I figured out pretty soon that my knowledge of this game far exceeds my ability to play it. So, I stuck to doing armchair-analysis of the Indian Cricket Team and dropped this one as soon as possible. tsk tsk...


Well, it's not difficult to see that these dreams haven't been realized. They obviously appear childish but what scares me is the thought of me sitting twenty years down the line and jotting down my current dreams and arriving at similar conclusions about them. Tsk Tsk Tsk.............

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

January 9, 2007

The last time I posted a short story - okay, I'll refer to it as a long story, and avoid outrage from stressed out bloggers like her who commented midway through the story saying she cannot take it anymore. Ofcourse, I do not blame her. Well, coming to the point, this post gave me an equally hard time convincing people that it was only fiction and not reality. I have been wondering what made them believe that it really happened and not what I had posted. I will try coming up with better ones next time. Trust me.

This brings us to the seemingly important factor - the length of my posts. Is that a serious problem on this blog? Someone throw some light on that please because I do not want others to get tired by just reading it.

And going by the reaction I received for the previous post, I assure that I would NOT venture in to it for quite some time. All of you can sleep in peace.

This is my first post of this year and hence, I am clarifying a few things about this blog and trying to assure you that the forthcoming posts would be better than the previous ones and none of you need to puke on your keyboard for the things that are being dished out.

Hope all of you enjoyed celebrating the dawning of the new year. Regular posts coming soon. :)

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Hope

It has been a long long time,
so long that it seems a lifetime
I felt a different high after a long long time
that the impending trough occurred in such a short time

More was to follow sooner than later
Everything else became more brighter
Troughs were seemingly forgotten in the happiness
Only to haunt again and instill frustration and sadness

But the path unfolds at it's own pace
with destiny holding the foremost ace
That may be nothing but Lady Luck
which favors only those with pluck

Nothing matters now since the past is only history
and everything else is still your story
Let us reflect and plan
and hope 2007 offers the best it can.



Wishing all you blog readers, a (Very)*(Very) Happy and a Succesful year....

I know it is not NewYear's eve yet, but I would be roaming around all day tomorrow and I can't possibly post this exactly at 12:00p.m. as I planned out earlier. Happy New Year... :-)

Saturday, December 23, 2006

My first crush...

Those of you who are sniggering at the thought of me even having a crush; take heart. This is another of my attempt at being a raconteur. Though, I made all you readers wade through a lot of verbiage during my last attempt, I'll try to keep it simple(r). But that doesn't mean the post is short, is it? This is one will take up a long time as well. So, it is your discretion that must help you to decide when you must return here to go through my story.


I loved boarding school. The school was obviously strict. Why do you think my parents enrolled me into here in the first place? But then, the guys surrounding me made it such a wonderful place. Among them, Rahul is my Best Friend and one of my roommates too. He is one of the reasons why I love this school so much.

Another reason why I loved boarding school was the numerous inter-school fests that seemed to keep occuring every week. It was during one of those seemingly innocuous programme did I first see her. Being holed up at boarding schools all my life, rating females or even 'picking' the right ones to ogle at seemed Rahul's innate talent, while I would look on lamely. But this time around, I knew she was someone special. I seemed to spot her wherever she went, or rather the other way around. She is present wherever I go. We even locked eyes. I could not wait to tell this to Rahul. Even before I could point out to him, he came to me with a smirk. He has that smirk when he is thinking something else and speaking some other rubbish simultaneously. Thus, he has always been a poor liar to me. Something else seems to have come up because his smirk fades as he comes closer to me.

Me : Hey, what happened? Someone proposed to you?
Rahul : Worse. The girl I was eyeing at was looking at you.
Me : Another girl? I was about to say the same. I saw a girl looking at me wherever I go. And you must see her to understand how beautiful she is. She is...
Rahul : Oh, shut up. Ignore her. I'll show you that girl and you will immediately forget the other one.

He took me to where she and her school mates were hanging out. Needless to say, he showed me the same girl about whom I was gushing about. Now, you do not always encounter a time like this. Another guy confirms your feeling without you having to ask him. It gives your ego, a maniacal boost and an adrenaline high that is very difficult to describe. I am brought down to earth sooner than expected, for my reticence emerges from nowhere and I find myself waiting to find her alone. Now, the roles seemingly get reversed and I keep following her unabashedly. Worse part was, she hardly seems to mind my presence. As usual, Rahul comes to my help.

Rahul : Hey, I have found out her school and my cousin studies there. I have asked her to introduce you to that girl. And that girl's name is... Her name is... It is...
Me : Hey, stop being a sadist. Tell me what is her name? Quickly!
Rahul : Alright. Don't get worked up. Her name is Isha.
Me : Wow. How did her parents name her so aptly? I am liking her more and more. I cannot even stop thinking about her. She is...
Rahul : Aw, stuff it!
Me : Did you atleast ask your cousin to speak something good about me to her?
Rahul : I asked you to shut up.

The introductions get over and it seemed a formality. She seemed just as eager to get to know me. I wished I can steer our conversation to asking her out. Preferably when she hints at such an opportunity first.
Me : Why don't we have an ice-cream over there?
Isha : No. I don't like ice-creams.
Me (stunned): What???
Isha (as a matter-of-fact): Yeah. What happened to you? I think you can close your mouth.
Me : Ha ha.. I haven't heard girls hating ice-creams, especially good-looking one like you.

She never seemed to mind such inane conversation and even such blatant flirting, which only kept my sprits soaring.

Me : I'll make you eat atleast one ice-cream some day.
Isha : Really? It is a challenge then. I will eat an ice-cream if you win my challenge.
Me : What? Alright. Spell out. You are going to eat lots of them because of me. So, what's the challenge?
Isha : Tonight, at 12:00 p.m., you have to come to the empty ground beside that girls' boarding school near your dormitory outside your campus.
Me : What? Are you kidding?
Isha : You are backing out so soon?
Me : Hey no. I am not backing out. Could not we have something tougher? You know very well, what happens if they find us boys, breaking those rules. Especially, the late night rules. The warden would beat me up and would ensure I get only stale bread for a week. So, how about something else?
Isha : You cannot even attempt that? You would even refuse to ME?

When your feet is not on earth and head is in the clouds, reality gets obscured. Everything seems smaller and more importantly, easier. So, it is no surprise, that I take up the gauntlet thrown at me. Only because I did not want to hurt her. Yours truly, fell hook, line and sinker.

Me : Alright. You are going to eat lots of ice-creams. Mark my words. What must I do when I get there?
Isha : You will know, when you get there... Bye.

With a tantalising smile, she trailed off leaving me starry-eyed. I realised I was falling for this amazing girl so soon. I was wondering if I should propose to her that night. Maybe this was her idea of a swayamvara; accepting proposals only from the brave one who make it at 12:00p.m. I prayed to god, that I would be the one she chooses.

Rahul promised to arrange everything. He promised that no one would miss me at Dinner Hall, nor the night study hall. I don't know how he manages, but everyone knows he keeps his word if he gives his assurance. He insisted that at around 11:30p.m. itself Bhai - the watchman gets up for his rounds. Bhai is the most feared and vigilant watchman around. Nobody has dared to slight him and those who dared has met with troublesome fates. So, we decided that I get out early, and after 12:00, I try scaling up the wall and wait on the wall till Bhai crosses over to the other end. I still did not know what I was going to do. So I took up the glossed-transparent sheet we used to cover our notebooks. I cut up a metre or so and stuffed it up inside my pockets.

By 8:00 p.m., I was ready. I scaled up the walls and went off. I knew, the flowers growing on the way to the empty ground. I plucked a few of them and wrapped them around the cover I had in my pockets. I then took out the marker pens to write cheesy lines around them and used a blade of grass to tie them together. Now came the wait. The long wait for midnight. I wished I could have an ice-cream ready to offer her now. But, I could not get any by that time. I waited impatiently for the minutes hand of my watch to tick to 12 each hour. With each passing minute, my excitement multiplied and I could barely hold the makeshift bouquet. For fear of crushing it, I had laid it on the ground and sat down beside it watching my watch with a pounding heart. This wait was killing me.

I knew it was going to be a long wait. But nothing like this. I said so because, it was 1:00p.m. and there was no sign of her. It was then I notice it. That window. I had been blinded by my own hopes of an imaginary swayamvara that I had not noticed the single lighted room on the top floor of that girls' dormitory. I notice a sign that has been pasted on the window sill. I cannot read it clearly because it is so faraway and I dared not go closer to it for fear of an ignominy of the highest proportions. But the writing on the wall was as clear as it can be. You do not often find a signpost and your girl missing on your first date, unless your missing girl put it up.

I stamp on the bouquet I had lovingly made with frustration and can hear peals of laughter resounding across the empty grounds. I run away madly towards my dormitory, with my vision blurred by moist eyes. This kind of a snub has never happened to me and I did not know how to react. I reach my dormitory very soon and scale up the wall. But, I forget to look out for Bhai while I am sitting on the wall itself. I jump off without another thought and land upon Bhai himself who was bending down and picking up something only God knows what, and also at this ghostly time.

He also fell down and I glare back at him, lying on my thighs. No one has ever glared back at him like that and I was properly thrashed. His staff seems to be made for that kind of work. I felt angry only at myself for being so gullible. Falling so easily for a girl I barely knew. And this Bhai fellow for exercising such control over boys in this dormitory.

After a sound thrashing and a report to my warden, I troop off to my room only to find Rahul awake. One look at me and he burst out laughing. His laughing woke up the others as well. Needless to say, I became the laughing stock of the whole dormitory for more than a month.

It had been nobody but Rahul's idea to play a prank on me. He insists, he never thought that matters would reach the warden. To hell with his thoughts. I must have suspected him when he came to me with such a smirk. And to think, he has told me umpteen tales of duped boys and girls when he and his notorious cousin team up. I was so smitten by Isha (she was after all Isha, I learnt from his cousin later), that I failed to see the connection when his cousin, of all the people, introduced me to Isha. But, whether it was a reality or a farce, it was my true first crush. And my first crush has been crushed...

And...

You wanted to know what I did to Rahul?

He had to eat MY stale bread for more than a week AND clean up MY bed.


P.S.: I wanted to write, how Rahul managed to cover up my absence in the dining hall and other places with some ideas I had. Then I realised, that would make this post too lengthy, and so decided not to torment the handful of people who comment on my site, any further. I'll have to save those ideas for subsequent posts.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

8 - caution : looooong post...

I have been tagged by Life Lover and not without a good reason. As the title suggests, this post has got to do with 8 things about me whether you like it or not. Needless to say, a child has been handed its favourite toy. Ofcourse, a cursory glance at my archives would reveal that this is the first tag I am doing. :) But, this tag is something I felt happy on receiving because this is going to help me overcome the blogger's version of a Writer's block. More on that later. But she is so true when she said this was a seemingly innocuous topic, but still is open ended. Alright, enough of chaff for now. Let me get started.


1. I am this quiet, sweet(?) guy. I cannot bring myself to be rude even if it is towards people who seem to be born with a knack of uttering sarcastic/bitter one-liners. Ofcourse, I have been both at the receiving end and the donor end whenever sarcasm has to be dished out. Invariably, I get along well with everyone including the very same people I have(/have not) clashed with. Now, I am not exactly plotting behind their back or anything like that. Its just that. A quality mysteriously imbibed inside me. I am not even sure whether this is going to be beneficial or detrimental in the long run.


2. I am a self-confessed, unabashed, hardcore, A.R.Rahman fanatic.
I can never ever get tired of listening to his songs. Even now, I am humming along with 'Yeh Jo Des Hai' playing on. I honestly enjoyed listening even to His Chinese composition - "Warriors of Heaven and Earth". I have no clue how He finds resonance deep inside my( and millions of others' ) soul(s) as His famed keyboard gets to work in the wee hours of the night at His equally famed Panchathan Recording Inn. His music speaks a divine language that is beyond the realm of human comprehension. As Truly Rahmantic suggested, there must be a butterfly that flaps its wings somewhere in New Zealand or Jamaica or elsewhere whenever He starts to compose a tune. And, He always surprises me. I often wonder, 'How the hell did He know to insert that tabla inside a chorus?' or 'How does He judge the timbre of a new talent?' or 'How did it occur to Him that He Himself can sing THAT well??' , 'How?' , 'How??' , 'HOW???' I have no idea how. I bet, there are millions pondering these imponderables. God bless Him.


3. Replace A.R.Rahman with Sachin Tendulkar in the first line of my thingie no. 2 and you get my thingie no. 3. Cricket is a religion and Sachin Tendulkar is the God of that religion. I keep reliving His shots long after India have won/lost the match. Those magical wrists that seemed to convey to the ball as to where to go. His cover drive, when He gets on to that front foot of His and cajoles the ball to reach the fence. His best shot in his whole repertoire of strokes must be His straight drive off either foot, His patented paddle-sweep notwithstanding. The fielders, the bowler, the non-striker can only watch the ball kissing the ground even as it lands on the advertising boards with a thud while He stays majestically at the crease not even bothering to run. Every coaching manual's dream player. Every captain's dream batsman. My love for His batting and knowledge of cricket far exceeds my ability to play it. Still, to me, cricket will never be the same when this great man finally decides to be content with all the peaks He has scaled. God bless Him too.


4. I assure you people that this will be the last of my celebrity idolising. That is so because, the list of people I go gaga over is really incomplete without this amazing lady. I was first astounded to know that many people dismiss her as wooden, ice-maiden and so on. I could not care less. To me, Aishwarya Rai was the ultimate screen goddess. No less. Cast her in any movie, and I will come and watch it for her sake even if it happens to be a Zulu movie. Ofcourse, I just cannot watch her crying. I get dragged into her. It first happened to me when she tears roll out of her eyes when she is singing such an awesome song - 'Yengae enathu kavidhai' in Kandukondain Kandukondain. That was the 10th grade holidays for me and tears rolled out of me involuntarily in the theatre. Then, a few months back, Zee TV or some other channel telecast Taal (do you people want a wikipedia link for Taal?) I was watching it, and felt my voice go hoarse and a lump in my throat when she cried. I decided, enough was enough, I can never watch her crying again. She is beauty personified in its purest form. A genetical masterpiece. A flame attracts so many moths(her so called beaus) unwittingly because of its radiance(beauty, nothing else) that so many moths get drawn towards, only to extinguish the flame that drew it. I only hope, she settles down comfortably well off-screen as well.

But all of you would agree with me that these three people are devoted philanthropists and does not want to publicise it to a news-starved media.


5. As I said, enough of celebrity stuff. The one thing my cousins and my close friends know for sure is that I constantly needle my younger brother. He is into his 12th grade now but he is still a cutesie kid brother to me and my mom. Ofcourse, nowadays he has learnt to give it back and his tongue is doing a fairly good job of it. And he has gone a step ahead and everybody at home is devastated (no less!) to even reply to him or even ask him a favour. now, once I got so pissed off and tired, that I remarked out loudly. "I am gonna get admitted and get recharged with bottle of glucose to combat this fellow." That had everybody laughing and needless to say, I would have to run away from him whenever anyone utters this line. And I keep coming up with derivatives, while he comes up with his own and show goes on. I cannot stop needling him even if my parents keep pleading with me to act my age. Ha ha ha...


6. This is a weird one. I am immune to all ticklers. I mean the people who try to make you wince and cringe and bring gory smiles on your faces by tickling under your armpits, your belly, your hips, your ankles and so on. I don't know how. Fellows have been surprised and disappointed(?) when I showed no signs of discomfiture when they tried all their hocus-pocus rib-tickling magic on me and ate the humble paratha.


7. This one is really weird. I really cannot fathom why I do that. You bring me to a room with checkered tiles, and you will find me walking with utmost care so as to land only on the white tiles or the black ones. No cross-jumping. And also landing only on the center of those tiles. No smudging of borders. In case, I mistakenly happen to step on the line between two successive tiles, then I wantonly step on another line, as if equalising a fault, before getting back to my center-of-white(/black)-tile-only gait.


8. This must rank as the weirdest one of all the three. I will keep adjusting the volume on the television to be an even number. I don't know from where or why I do that. It has to be 18 or 20. 19 is definitely not allowed. So is 21. I try to keep coming up with explanations as to what causes this habit of mine, but with no success. But, just as I thought the even-number-only policy has worn off, it got replaced by another bug. The volume number and the channel number HAS to be same. If it is channel number 15, then the volume must be 15. No other option. Anyone reading this, has any idea is free to mail me or better use the comments section. I am not making this up just for numbers' sake. Honest. Of course, when I am tired or depressed, I care two hoots for shitty even number thingie. But otherwise...


Guess, this has become such a large post unwittingly. I made a conscious effort to be precise in my previous post even if I was only rambling about the obvious. But now, thanks to Life Lover she has proved to me that brevity is NEVER my forte. Thanks Life Lover ji...


Not many people visit this blog and so, consequently I cannot tag so many. Those of you hopping by, can take it as a tag and post it. Those omnipresent Anonymous commenters are free to do the same in the comments section provided they list eight of it in separate comments. he he he...

Any way, I tag : The Magical Mind , The Wandering Thoughts of The Wind , World Around Me... and Rahmantic .